it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
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you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
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And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I did not marry a roomba.
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