Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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