I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Randomize
