Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
me + whiskey = a bad person
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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