i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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