Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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