absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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