also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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