UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Help. Why am I so naked?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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