Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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