Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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