i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
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Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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