New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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