She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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