How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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