suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Randomize
