I met the friendliest cop last night
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
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answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
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I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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