But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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