i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
So vagazzling was a success
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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