ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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