Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
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He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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