I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This is not my ceiling
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
