No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Randomize