You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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