I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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