SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
She told me I should be a condom model.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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