That's intense
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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