make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
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why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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