feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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