god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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