Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
