I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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