3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I think I died a long time ago.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
4 words: hood of his car
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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