Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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