I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Please don't give away my fajitas
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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