She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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