white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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