Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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