How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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