so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
God I need to hump something, right now.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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