She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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