I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
