The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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