I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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