Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
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All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
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You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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