champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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