so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
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