she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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