Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize