my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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