Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
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Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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