Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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