I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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