Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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