a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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