I am puke
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
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He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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